Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
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