i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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