your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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