I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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