youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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