i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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