quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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