What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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