So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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