halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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