We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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