she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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