why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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