love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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