i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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