Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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