she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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