I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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