Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You need Xanax blowdarts
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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