You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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