i think my mom watched the whole time
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
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You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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