so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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