I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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