nutella sex= disaster
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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