Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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