I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.