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(702): View more from Nevada

I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.

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(281): View more from Texas

It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.

(901): View more from Tennessee

But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.

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