I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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