I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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