I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm always down for nudity.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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