Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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