i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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