He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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