sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
