Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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