if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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