I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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