He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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