You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Shame - the story of my life.
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