Pappa wants mamma naked
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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