singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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