there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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