i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
All the doctor said was why
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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