playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I don't think brook has ever known best
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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