I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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