Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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