shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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