Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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