Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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