If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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