maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
This is classic penis vs brain.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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