if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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