Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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