I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i out mim tonsoeep
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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