u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Randomize
