DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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