Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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