what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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