i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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