we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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