ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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pop tarts are not kleenex
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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