I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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