By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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