I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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